Hugo is My trusty assistant – or at least he thinks he is! If I’m filming or trying to take photos at home, he is usually trying to get in the shot.

Since we brought him home at 8 weeks, he has been trying to sit on My keyboard, steal My floggers and crops, and cause all manner of mayhem.

He utterly adores trying to climb My legs, which usually results in them being scratched – not particularly helpful if I have a session the next day – and you can guarantee that is when he’ll try!

If you want to pamper My pussy (and that is the ONLY pussy you’ll get to pamper), he utterly adores the Webbox treat sticks.

Alternatively, I encourage you to make a donation in his name (Hugo Smyth) to The Cats’ Protection League, or your local animal shelter.